Fun with fart hammers

I can't help but wonder if HotAir.com(R) should be renamed to FartBomb.com. Sometimes that site is a just like a fart machine online. They definitely have the highest fart rate of any website I can think of. ALLAHFARTCHASER might as well be renamed FART HAMMER for the way he/she sniffs out farts and hammers them to create a fart spray. Other fart sniffers then trap that fart spray in a bottle or jar so they can release that fart in the face of other people who must like to have their face farted in. Notice in the comment section (fart list) that the Fartbomb fart-chasers even delve into the topic of baby farts. I'm sure that they won't find this a funny fart joke. Oh well.