Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Kid Rock brawls in Waffle House after performing "Jesus"

Kid Rock, known for getting with shape-shifter Pamela Anderson and for his hit song Yodeling in the Biggest and Dirtiest of Valley's, was arrested for brawling in an Atlanta-area Waffle House. He had just left a show where bunch of idol worshippers paid to see him perform "Jesus" on stage. Not only that, he prophesied the event prior to it happening when he asked a judge about getting punished for slapping someone in a Waffle House.
In other news, apparently your choice for President in South Carolina is between Stephen Colbert and Ron Paul. I would go with Ron Paul because his name is short and easy to remember, like Kid Rock or Al Gore.

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