Thursday, October 25, 2007

Microsoft to buy stake in biggest waste of time in history

Microsoft beat out rivals Yahoo! and Google so that they could invest $240 million for a 1.6% stake in the biggest waste of time ever.

The chief of the unconstitutional and ineffective Drug Enforcement Agency is leaving her post to take a job with the CIA, oops, I mean Motorola. Also in the news, the DEA is helping to fight the California wildfires. How many government agencies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Of course Dennis Kucinich saw a UFO. How do you think he got here?

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